FAMOUS LIES

By

Michael Edwin Q.

This’ll be a short meeting.

Don’t worry; there’ll be plenty of girls.

You can put it together in five minutes.

Believe me, nobody will be dressed up.

We’ll only stay five minutes.

My folks won’t be home till late.

Why put the top up? It won’t rain.

One hot dog won’t blow my diet.

Of course there’s film in the camera.

You’ll housebreak him in no time.

They’ll feel terrific once you break them in.

When it says empty, there’s always a gallon or two left.

You can make it! That train isn’t coming fast.

Of course, bring the kids.

That’s not poison oak.

I don’t burn, I tan.

Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you.

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